so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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