Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize