Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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