Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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