She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize