you win again, gameday.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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