That's intense
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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