Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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