Where did you get a picture of my penis
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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