Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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