the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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