You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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