Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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