You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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