Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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