i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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