There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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