Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I need to stop coming to work sober
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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