Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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