I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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