Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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