Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Be still, my beating vagina.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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