After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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