STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
