Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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