I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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