Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It was confusing and full of hummus
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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