I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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