im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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