All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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