I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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