Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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