Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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