omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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