STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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