Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if only i could text you this smell
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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