question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
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Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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