can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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