i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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