well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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