His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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