I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
