And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
