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i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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