We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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