3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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