Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
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Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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