My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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