There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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