All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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