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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
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It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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