it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
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