i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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