chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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