He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Two words: blizzard sex
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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