I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
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This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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